alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

(via diddlyschnitzel)

sexlovemarijuana:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 


"Bits"

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via sexlovemarijuana)

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

image

(Source: 55mph-archive, via sexlovemarijuana)

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios
lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

(via chaoticbanter)